A commercial was on for some phone company. They have some new program wherein kids get to have the use of one of their phones for free 'til 2012--as long as their parents pay for the phones and their use of said phones.
Here is the conversation which followed:
Pop: Kids are free! Do you think I could pass for a kid?
Me,grinning: Nope, Pop, I really don't think so!
Pop: Well, Ya can't blame me for trying!